Sarah Royal is from Jersey, lives in Brooklyn, and has a predilection for Portland, Oregon. She credits the Garden State for her lucrative potty mouth.
 

You'll most likely find her exploring new neighborhoods and collecting strangers, and/or drinking Negronis and marathoning The Golden Girls.

Royal is always torn between writing about doing cool shit and wanting to go do more cool shit to write about.

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