CONTINENTS: 4
COUNTRIES: 9
COUNTRIES MY BAG HAS BEEN TO: MORE
COUNTRIES WHERE IT WAS WARM: 8
COUNTRIES WHERE IT WAS COLD: 1
FLIGHTS: 15
TYPES OF TRANSIT: 18
NATIONAL PARKS: 7
HAMMOCKS: 17
HOLIDAY INNS: 1
SHARPIE TATTOOS: 9
BIKE RIDES: 6
KARAOKE INCIDENTS: 4
EARTHQUAKES: 1
DAYS LIVING ON A BOAT: 34
TIMES I CRASHED A SAILBOAT: 0
KNOTS LEARNED: 7
NEW JERSEY CONNECTIONS ABROAD: 4
COUNTRIES REPRESENTED IN A SINGLE ROOM AT ONCE, AT LEAST THAT I WAS AWARE OF: 13
MOZZARELLA STICKS CONSUMED: 8
FAKE VERSIONS AT DISNEYLAND OF REAL ANIMALS SEEN IN AFRICA: 9
TIMES I WAS SURPRISED BY HOW MUCH I WAS ENJOYING ANIMALS: 87
BOLLYWOOD FILM TAKES: 16
HOURS WEARING FAKE BUNNY EARS: 9
TIMES OTHER TOURISTS OPENLY USED MY NUT ALLERGY AS AN EXCUSE TO EAT AMERICAN FAST FOOD: 3
TIMES CUSTOMS OFFICERS BROKE THEIR COOL WHILE LOOKING AT MY PASSPORT: 2
TIMES MY BLONDE HAIR GOT ME NOTICED: HA
FAKE HUSBANDS: 1
BEERS: YEAH, RIGHT